Friday, March 9, 2012

Students . . eh?? ;)

         It was just another day in college. Like everyday, the Summer of Aurangabad was sucking at us. Bored at the sight of blackboard and some over the top technical terms and some mischief at the back made me amuse. And a thought occured, sure there are lots of terms, concepts and definations present about mechanisms, properties; but how about students? There are lots of them, The Backbenchers, The nerds etc. etc. We have all gone through the lists throughout our schooldays and later on in college. I was wondering lets make them 'TECHNICALLY SOUND' What say?? Scroll through it then:

1. Commenter:
A student who exhibits mischievous behavior and is inert to external forces such as punishments, detention or call back home to parents.
This breed is easily spoted, just keep your ears wide open.


2. Relax-Singh:
A student who always sleeps during lectures irrespective of time or location i.e. on 1st bench or last.
If you can hear someone snoring, you are quite close to Relax-Singh.


3. Local Train Type Student (LTTS):
LTTS can be defined as a student who no matter what always is and will always be behind schedule, and enters late in lectures.
Look Up!! Towards the door


4. Dominos type student (DTS):
Be it flood or Thunderstorm DTS will remain on or before time.
Only CCTVs in corridor can spot this rare breed.


5. Laal-Monk:
Laal-Monk is the one who enters the class with hangover.
Abreviation of:
Laal = Red = Red eyed
Monk = Old Monk = Indian Rum.
No need to search, aankhein haal bayaan kar hi dengi. . ;)


6. Toon:
Toon is defined as the one who always acts crazy, full of energy doing silly stuff.
People generally confuse between toon and Laal-Monk, and mistakenly call a 'Laal-Monk' as TOON. . considering TOON (टून) in Hindi which means DRUNK.
They are not that difficult to find, always in spotlight.


7.Eeew - Buddy:
The most annoying of the lot, available on all of the Social Networking sites known to humans. Has no life. Gloats over virtual stuff and friends.
Look for the one wit his gaze fixed on their cellphones.


8.ATUL:
ATUL stands for All the Time Udaas Looking (Let's keep the other fullform to ourselves guys ;p)
No need to spot 'em they will come to you with the most unworthy problems.


9. Razor-Kid:
Can also be called Encylo-pidit. Knows almost everything, and raises hands to every query and has doubts about everything.
The One who constantly shouts "Ma'am Me.!!" "Ma'am Me" 


10. Dhyaanchand:
The one with his brains roaming around playground, and only pays attention [ध्यान] for few [चंद] moments during attendance.
He has to be famous. ;D


Add Some if any come to your mind, it's fun try it in spare time . . :)


-V. V. Talavanekar

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